whitepeopletwitter:

Probably Tenured

thehellspawnhero:

oni-queen:

This is something out of anime.

Anime is real.

woodmeat:

‪If u smoking weed around me ima fart idc I dare yo pack to be louder than my booty‬

wszystko-czerwone:

keeperofseeds:

kumagawa:

captainamericaa:

kumagawa:

captainamericaa:

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

this is literally the 92 bulls

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

it’s called a fade away jumper

animalwoonz:

Hello, your package has arrived

30-minute-memes:

Wendy’s on crack

humoristics:

me_irl

credit

swooood-dooooood:

ztgrant:

desmondsprettyface:

catchymemes:

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

broveria:

i’m yelling